| Caleb J. Oakes |
| Bonnets's Pick
Standing on the Walls of Jericho |
Photo Credit: LeRamz
Abraham slept with
his concubines. Fathering
a nation is tough.
Washington had sex
with his slaves. True or not, we
embrace the scandal.
My friend's fiancé
is Chinese. He told me that
their sex makes him feel
like he is in the
Olympics. I asked him if
they award medals.
The pope still decides
the fate of our testicles.
He rides in parades
behind three inches
of bulletproof glass. That's what
I call faith in God.
I think about sex
when I'm in church and about
God when I have sex.
I haven't read my
bible in a year. But I
kiss it before bed.
I used to think it
helped but now I'm not sure.
I woke laughing when
I dreamt Elijah
spoke to me. He told me that
heaven has brothels.
Caleb J. Oakes is a senior at Florida State University. He will be graduating with a BA in creative writing this spring. He would give up his car and his right arm (he's left handed) before he would give up writing. Email: cjo3[at]students.uwf.edu
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